Monthly Archives: December 2016

For Prejudiced People…

I had put this up on Facebook; however, after looking at it, I decided to put it here. (Chuckles) I have to put this meanness on record. I’m starting 2017 on a shady-ass note. Uh-hmmm… Here is for those prejudiced ass-fucking-holes. Those mo’fuckers that won’t stick their noses in their businesses.

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I was on my own, sipping vodka, and of course, minding my business when breeze blew someone from my past into my present o. (This Whatsapp is a problem.) Continue reading


Not All Nigerian Music Artistes Are Trashy (2)

To start with, I was listening to Aduke’s “Far Away” while typing this.

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There are many brilliant Nigerian musicians out there, but we don’t get to know much of them. Because most Nigerians listen to shit!

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To be truly happy in society, one has to liberate himself/herself from the chains society has wrapped around him/her wrapped. While writing April 1st, a thought came to me: “Caring about an irrelevant person’s opinion of you makes you a prisoner to their thoughts”. Truly, stop caring about what random, irrelevant people think of you.
Image result for carefree black girl imagesIn a world where people are more interested in appearances, honesty is not seductive.

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Mother, Murder

 May 2005

            Everyone overcompensates for something; Chukwuka was no exception to this rule.

            He desperately wanted a daughter. This desire was born from the fact that his mother passed on while giving birth to him. He felt redemption would come from having a daughter he could dote on the way he could not with his mother.

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How to Sclander Men!!!

This is in honour of Zsa Zsa Gabor. The iconic Zsa Zsa Gabor! Before Joanne the Scammer, she lived!

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I love how society has made men the ones to hustle and make money! Ah! All I have to do is look pretty (“Beauty is a currency system” – Naomi Wolf) and wait for a man. A romantic affair, if utilised well, could be a source of income for me. Conversely, an income gives boys romance. Remember Gwen Guthrie’s “Ain’t Nothing Going On But the Rent”? (Sings) No romance without finance. Continue reading