This is in honour of Zsa Zsa Gabor. The iconic Zsa Zsa Gabor! Before Joanne the Scammer, she lived!
I love how society has made men the ones to hustle and make money! Ah! All I have to do is look pretty (“Beauty is a currency system” – Naomi Wolf) and wait for a man. A romantic affair, if utilised well, could be a source of income for me. Conversely, an income gives boys romance. Remember Gwen Guthrie’s “Ain’t Nothing Going On But the Rent”? (Sings) No romance without finance.
Don’t you love these double standards!
I meet certain men and they find it weird I am not helpless. “Don’t you know I feel better knowing I can do things for you?” one asked. That scared me… a lot. Someone that makes you dependent on them probably wants to control you. All Shades of Svengali. Often times, I ask myself, “Why are these men begging to be scammed?”
Meanwhile, I came up with a word!!! “Sclander”. To sclander means to scam someone while slandering him/her.
It’s fun slandering men! “Men are scum” is such fun. It’s okay to say “men are scum” because they call women whores. Jeez! A girl breathes and they slander her by calling her a whore. I guess we are even; men are scum, women are whores.
In an act of pettiness, here are ways to sclander men.
- Always remember men are scum
- Say “men are scum” even when it is uncalled for
- Remember to be entitled to a man’s money
- Use your girlie ways to milk a man dry
- Repeat steps one to four
That, my dear, is how to sclander men. No mercy! Since society has said men are providers and givers, we got to utilise it. We’ve got to scam and slander them.
As female sexuality is currency, you gotta lead a man on, let him pay bills, and when it’s time to have sex, come up with an excuse. They have been socialised to believe money gets them women. This is glaring in some amazing music videos. “I’ve got hoes, money, booze…”
Other Zsa Zsa Gabor’s quotes are here:
RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor (Feb 6, 1917 – Dec 18, 2016)
P.S. This is humour. Do not take this seriously. Do. Not.