Ten Easy Ways to Vex Nigerians…

Without much words, here is how to peeve Nigerians.

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1. Be Irreligious

2. Be Queer

3. Be Feminist

4. Refuse to Aspire to Matrimony

5. Say You Want a Trophy Husband (They will say you are upsetting the status-quo.)

6. Be Honest

7. Own Your Body

8. Have Sexual Agency

9. Aspire to Be the Best You Can Be (Some people that flatter themselves will say you are competing with them. In fact, ordinary cough, they will say you are competing.)

10. Be At Ease with Yourself

That is all.

Seemingly, I tick nine of the boxes.

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