Monthly Archives: August 2017

“The Hijab Is My Choice”

“I choose to be Muslim,” an ex-Christian Nigerian says.

This person has exercised choice, not freewill.

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The Hustle of Studs, Stemmes, and Femmes (2): Studs

This one is for studs. (I heard the difference between “stud” and “butch” is race.) I assume you already know what it means to be stud or butch. Here are the hustles listed below.

  1. “I can’t draw gen. We’ll have to wait for her to come over.” Your girlfriend and other girl friends believe you are some sort of handyman. Just when you thought y’all were all women. Why is life so hard?
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    “I am scandalised!”

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Ten Ways to Know You Are Bitter On Social Media

There are so many bitter people in the world, and gladly, this tendency is heightened on social media. Like really, people are so fucking bitter. Your happiness irritates them. They just want to vomit on their phones or whatever device they use in accessing the internet.

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The Hustle of Studs, Stemmes, and Femmes (1): Femmes

(If you are reading this, I assume you know what these words – stud, stemme, and femme – mean.)

Being femme is not just about appearance, it is behavioural, too. Femmes embrace almost everything feminine as defined by patriarchy – all those heteronormative attributes: soft, gentle, sweet. A typical stud is easily drawn to femmes. Like moth and light. But there are buts, because some femmes do not want anything romantic to do with studs. They be like, “It would be too obvious that we are dating.”

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