The Parable of the Mango Juice

Ade loved his little plot of land and he weeded it every time he deemed it necessary.

One day, some irrelevant person walked by and threw a mango seed on Ade’s land.

Ade was shocked.

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How to Sclander Men!!!

This is in honour of Zsa Zsa Gabor. The iconic Zsa Zsa Gabor! Before Joanne the Scammer, she lived!

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I love how society has made men the ones to hustle and make money! Ah! All I have to do is look pretty (“Beauty is a currency system” – Naomi Wolf) and wait for a man. A romantic affair, if utilised well, could be a source of income for me. Conversely, an income gives boys romance. Remember Gwen Guthrie’s “Ain’t Nothing Going On But the Rent”? (Sings) No romance without finance. Continue reading

Ode to Lucifer

O, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness!

Many art the works of thine hands

That mortals have ignored through the aeons.

Wherefore art thou to claim thy works?

I shall speak for you, Prince of the Underworld!

 

‘On the seventh day,

Satan created ovulation cramps.

They were mildly painful but, t wasn’t enow mis’ry f’r the distaff folk.

And he mused, “what m’re shouldst I doth to amerce those folk f’r being so pow’rful?”*

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THE “SUNDAY SISTER” WHO DECRIED AND DENIED TASTING THE “SWEET SAPPHIC SAP”

Sunday Sister…
August 30, 2015

And this article centre’s on a “Sunday Sister”.

My friends tell me stuff, personal stuff, because they know I won’t judge them and I keep secrets. I understand we’re humans with primal, animalistic proclivities. I feel people should indulge in whatever they want with the condition that it doesn’t affect anyone negatively. Continue reading

We are all going to Hell

PLEASE IF YOU ARE CLOSE-MINDED DON’T READ THIS. JUST SKIP THIS POST. I TAKE GOD BEG YOU. THIS IS NOT FOR CLOSE-MINDED PEOPLE. IT IS MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES IRRESPECTIVE OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. SEE? I HAD TO WRITE IT BOLDLY. IF YOU ARE CLOSE-MINDED, BYE. PLEASE, DON’T READ FOR THE SAKE OF WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD TO BELIEVE. BUT IF YOU MUST READ, BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

Sunday Sister

June 28, 2015…
I’m “spiritually adventurous.” I have read the Holy Qur’an, the sacred book of Buddhism-Tipitaka, Continue reading