“Boys Don’t Cry” is not just a movie title. People walk around believing this. Why shouldn’t boys cry? Boys are human beings. Human beings are meant to cry when sad.
Well, well, well, well, well, see what my mind imagined!
Someone at work said women are weak. He arrived at this conclusion based on the fact that “women are scared of rats and roaches”. Brilliant, huh?
A colleague of mine said she was going to bring a lizard to prank him to see if he would scream. Haha! She said she was going to bring a fucking lizard to work! Continue reading “Mishaps of Les and Dee #1”
In December, a friend told me how some guy on a bike yanked her purse while she was walking.
Last-last, the bike fell, she collected her purse and let it go. Eno is such a sweetheart, honestly. Continue reading “Jungle Justice”
Some people say, “Beards is to men what makeup is to women.” I really do not know. But I think beards make men look good – this is my opinion.
It seems as though some of us gals have an obsession with beards. Some. Here we were thinking there were no beauty standards for men. Continue reading “Obsession with Beards”
Without much words, here is how to peeve Nigerians.
1. Be Irreligious
2. Be Queer
3. Be Feminist
Hey, sweetheart! I got tea for you.
Once upon a time, I was in my room trying to finish up some work.
“My baby,” my ma did not even knock. Nigerian mothers do not knock -they enter your room. Ma did not let me vent before she continued, “Father says he wants to see you?”
I be like, Continue reading “Protecting Yo’sef”
I think I should make this a series on “Slandering Men”… Here is the first part. Yea, I’m just going to slander men. This is really libel, but I love “slander” – it rhymes with “scandal”.
I’d have written “Men are Pussies”, but I remembered the “Power of the Pussy”. The pussy bleeds for like… err… sixty days in a year and it can being forth life. That is powerful, right?
(Takes a moment to bask in pussy power.)
Continue reading “Slandering Men (2): Men are Wussies”
You know that “logic/tactic” people use by insulting you before you insult them?
This explains why men call us whores when they haven’t even talked to us.
They are the real whores! Continue reading “Slandering Men (1): “Men are Whores””
For laughs sake, I sent an article to BellaNaija titled I Want a Wife. Lord, the comments were amusing! Some people do not get sarcasm. Reading their comments, got me thinking…
After skimming through some heart-crushing, ego-ravaging comments, I had an internal monologue. Continue reading ““Some Things Are Useful, Not Necessary.””