One of the many funny things I have experienced in my life is men explaining things I actually know, things I’m well-versed in, to me. And it gets interesting when they don’t even know shit about what they are saying. It’s the ridiculous foolishness for me. Gets me every damn time.
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Once upon a time, while journaling, I asked myself, “What is that thing I want to do less of and how do I make it happen?” “Procrastinating,” I wrote. And I came up with three easy ways to reduce its occurrence in my life. Here goes: Continue reading Three Easy Steps to Conquering Procrastination
Do you know it is possible for one to hold progressive thoughts without being open-minded? Progressiveness and open-mindedness are mutually exclusive. E.g., being pro-LGBT+ rights does not mean one could be open to the idea of past-life regression. This was the case with me until recently. I have learnt how to bend my mind into “opening” it wide enough to entertain notions most people would deem bizarre. And these thoughts are funny!
Continue reading What Ifs and What Nots (Wild, Weird Wonderings)
The jokes we tell ourselves (in our heads) are the funniest, because we do not have to share them with other people. We get to yank away the chain of correctness that restrain many jokes. We go wild and free.
For someone who has been to a nightclub once (I am not counting the day I went to a karaoke/club/bar and ended up getting lap dances from annoyingly sweaty women), I have a lot to say about nightclubs.
Continue reading Nightclubs Suck! (Why Night Clubs Are Problématique As Fuck)
Personally, I hate labels. If sexists do not tag themselves sexists, why should feminists tag themselves feminists? But it is what it is. We are going to call you a feminist if you are feministing – if you believe everyone deserves equal rights and opportunities regardless of sex and gender.
Here are types of feminists according to Hogwarts Houses. I am working on the assumption you have read or watched “Harry Potter”. Continue reading Types of Feminists According to Hogwarts Houses
Sunny Afternoon. NYSC Camp. “That Year”.
(I regret every darn time I try to act like “normal”, basic people.)
Really, I do not understand why boys sag their trousers.
The concept of being an agony aunt is delightful! Ah! Thinking of the bad advice I will dish out is making me tingly in the right, and wrong, places.
Ever since my hubby discovered I have a girlfriend, he has been threatening to ruin my life. I am pissed. What do I do? – Tricia.
Hi, Tricia!
Sweetheart, dead people can’t threaten you, because they can’t talk. Let your anger guide you, boo. Continue reading When I Become an Agony Aunt for Queer Women
(Authors Note: Please, this is not a witch hunt. )
Like vodka, lesbians come in different flavours. One day, it crossed my mind to write about different types of lesbians. This is a guide – yes, see it as a guide – to understand what you feel you should understand. Here goes: Continue reading Types of Lesbians
Shades of Cisi 